If you like to smoke things, BJ, you might try the Bacon Explosion my brother and one of his friends did. (Note: I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV. But what I'm about to describe just cannot be healthy. Consume at your own risk.) It was bacon wrapped around sausage wrapped around bacon. It was like a meatloaf without any of the other things that go in meatloaf. About the size and shape of a loaf of ciabatta bread. They smoked it all afternoon. It was a big big big hit among the gentlemen at the barbecue that day. More than half of them put slices of it on their hamburgers. And one enterprising young man (who is a nurse by profession) also put a portobello mushroom on his baconated hamburger. If you like bacon, and smoking things all day long, then this is your thing.

**Please consult a doctor before trying to achieve bacon nirvana. Side effects may include explosive high blood pressure, increased life insurance premiums, and uneven tire wear. In the event that bacon nirvana lasts more than four days, discontinue consuming bacon nirvana immediately and get thee to the nearest emergency room.**